Total Medals Earned: 935 (From 215 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,115 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (10/155 points)
Found a Bronze Key!
Earn 50 Gold in the shop.
Found a Silver Key!
Found a Gold Key!
Found the BOSS KEY!
Earn 200 Gold in the shop.
Earn 500 Gold in the shop.
Beat Thrash!
Rescue Hilda!
Medals Earned: 10/21 (90/380 points)
The sound of silence...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Treat her like a lady.
It's just too hard to resist...
Love hurts.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/285 points)
Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.
Press A to view your inventory
View Credits
Press the M Key to Mute the Game
Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions
View all of the Bios
Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie
Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash
Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/50 points)
First Shift
Survive the Boss survival Challenge
Beat Chapter 1 :p
Beat the Classic Level Set
Master the Difference Mini Game
Beat the first round of Diffotron games.
Beat the Main Game!
Beat the Rock Solid Level Set
Master the Sliding Mini Game
Beat the first round of Sliding games.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Build first booth
Fully upgrade the elevator
Catch 10 thieves on your mall
Reach the 3rd City
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/135 points)
Beat your first level!
Click the Armor Link on the titlescreen
Beat the titlescreen.
Beat the tutorial level without using the Kraken
Get four stars on each level on Island 1
Get four stars on each level on Island 2
Beat the game with any score.
Get four stars on each level on Island 3
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/295 points)
Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing
On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.
Die 50 times
Complete the game
Rotate the screen 500 times
Complete the game without dying
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Collect 1000
Collect 10000
Collect 25000
Collect 50000
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/500 points)
buy something
play 3 times
kill 150 enemies
play 1 hour
play 10 times
play 15 minutes
play 30 minutes
play 5 times
unlock skin 2
collect 10 chestes
play 2 hours
unlock skin 3
unlock skin 4
unlock skin 5
kill 500 enemies
unlock skin 6
kill 1000 enemies
kill first boss
unlock skin 7
kill second boss
kill third boss
